Top 10 HA-Larious First Meets 
Are you a first-timer at meeting the guys of
B5 ? Well, then you might wanna consider playing around with them a little bit with these funny, ridiculous first meet
pranks! OR, you might just find this funny if this was to ever occur to the guys!
*WARNING* -
Please do NOT take any of this seriously! This is all just for fun and laughter. Please do not get offended by any of this!
If you're not mature or old enough to read this or take this as a joke, please leave this page. Thanks =)
There are also
some inappropriate content and language in here that might offend you. You have been warned. :)
The Top 10:
1. Starting off by being a
teeny, pretending you're related to him -- OMG heyy, I haven't seen you in a long time! You know,
I’m a friend of your friend’s mother’s Aunt Suzy’s cousin’s uncle’s brother’s daughter!
2. Pretending you know the guy -- OMG, Kelly?? Is that
really you?? It's (Your Name) , remember me? I'm in your kindergarten class!!
3. Playing silly and trying
to make him confuse while you're wearing his merchandise stuff -- Holy crap, Dustin. I know you from somewhere!
OMFG, I know I remember you!! Where have I seen you?? Are you in my class??
4. Wearing your fave member's
shirt -- Do I know you?
5. This is just pretending
like you know the kid --Patrick, I can't believe you left me in 1st grade and making
up a lie like you're gonna be famous!
6. Being ridiculously
rude and idiotic to get his attention and pretending to know him -- Carnell, omg heyy it's me! WoW, you
haven't changed at all! Still shorter than me.
7. Can't
think up of any other subject to talk about and also trying to make a good first impression --
Hmm…your name is Bryan, right? Yeahhh…you look like a guy that I dumped in 9th grade because he made out with
my best friend. Hey, coincidentally enough, his name is bryan, too! But you're much hotter though, so don't worry!
8. Going
all disgusting on the kid and making him really, really confuse while pretending you know him --
How’s that, you know…"problem" going? *he’ll give you a weird look* "You know, that ‘thing’ *you start to point down* that you
told me about…a few years back? How’s that going…? YOU KNOW ::ahem:: *looks down*.
9. Start cussing like
crazy in between almost every other word and getting your info all wrong -- HOLY SH!T Hey! OMGoddamn,
like holy f**kin' sh!tty cr*p, I f**kin' got your f**kin' damn CD and it he//a rocks like he//a shietz!!
I damn mean, f**k man damnit, can you f**kin' sing! Hip hop f**kin' fits you sooo damn fine! You can sure as he//
be the next best PUNK-POP-ROCK BAND or some shiet! F**k Man, that song "Who's that Sexy Lady" rocks like mad he//!
10. A dumb way of trying to make him like you and finding a way to spend time with him
-- Ugh, alright you know what, I don't even like you. I don't know why I'm even here, so don't think that I'm
a fan of yours. But if you REALLY do want me to be a fan...you've gotta show me a good impression of you, you know? I mean,
invite me backstage or something. Let me hear you actually sing the music in front of me, not performing it because how would
I know if you're singing for real or not, right? That's how I tend to be a fan of celebrities. But you know, even if
you can't do that, it's always nice to invite me to dinner or something to get to know you more instead of just pretending
in magazines and saying how much you love your fans and all of that stupidness.
