*PLEASE DONT TAKE SERIOUS*

.Mission - Kidnap Patrick.

This is our plan to kidnap the sexy ass beast, and believe me we will go thru with it, WE WILL!!!

*grins evily*

ps: dont tak our ideas 4 kidnapping him or we will have you wacked

HAVA NICE DAY!!

Muahs - Ur Managers

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sneak into his bulding

use a crowbar to open the door, if that doesnt work just get sum bombs and blow it open

grab Patrick

take all his boxers so we can sell them on ebay and give sum of em to charity ROTFL

MUAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

L

KIDNAP PAT PART.2

No one knew what happened to poor patty watty after he was kidnapped by ME! MWAHAHA yes me bitch wat ya gon do bout it? HUH!? i thought so...stupid slut...anyway so yeah no one knows well...except ME duh cuss im the KIDNAPPER! HAHAH! im so goooooooooooooood....any who Here is the WHOLE story about poor patty watty's KIDNAPPING!

So here is the WHOLE truth and NOTHING but the truth

Jen: Like What do we like do with him?Like...OMG  Like when is he like gonna like  wake up?*acting like a blonde lol*

Erika:*Pushes pat who was asleep cuss of da drug we drugged him with MWAHAHA*Hello?

Patrick Owen Breeding are you alive?

Jen:You dork dat aint working!*Blonde moment officialy ends*

Erika:Sorry...so what do we do with these boxers we stole from his drawer?

Jen:Um...take pics of em and post em on ebay and see who buys em and the rest... FRAME!

Erika:GOOD IDEA!*Smiles Chessish*

Jen:*Hands erika some ropes*here tie him up we dont want him running around here butt naked screaming"HELP!" or do we?

Erika:Hm...depends how long his dooing dooinky finkky linky  is...*Laughs*

Jen:Ew....dats nasty!

Erika:*laughs * Gurlly,you know im just kidding *Starts to tie pat up*

Jen:So...Want some sundaes?

Erika:Su--

Pat:AH! *Wakes up*Wh---where am I?

Jen and Erika:AH!

Pat:AH!

Jen and Erika:AH! OH MY FUCKIN GOSH!

Pat:What?What the f*** Am i doing here?CRAZY WOMEN UNTIE ME RIGHT NOW! Dont make me get my gang on yalls to shoot yo ass!

Jen:Sh....we dont speak dat way in my room!

Pat*Look around her room*Holy fuck im being attacked by WHITE BOYS!

Jen:HEY thats my husband your talking bout!

Pat: Jesse McCartney? Isnt that a girls na--

Jen:ENOUGH YOUR ANNOYING AS FUCK!*Puts some tape on his mouth*

Pat:*SHUTS UP*

Jen:God...Celebs these days

Pats*Look @ Jen as if she's on Crack*

Jen:What? you think im on crack?

Pat:*nods his head "yes"*

Jen:OH....LET ME AT HIM!

Erika*holds jen back* HEY! HEY! HEY ! this aint the way to dea--

Jen:Who the fuck are you now?Fat albert!?

Pat*Cracks up*

Jen and Erika*both look @ him* So...Pat... You wanna go home?

Pat*Shakes head "yes"*

Erika:Well...you gotta give us a lil something somethin!

Pat*Pretend vomits*

Jen*Takes tape off his mouth* N**** If you--

Pat:I WANNA SEE MY MOMMY! I MISS D AND LIL B AND CARNELL AND KELL! PLEASE LET ME GO YOU CRAZZZZZZZZZZZZY SLU--

Erika:SH!

Pat:PLZ what do you want from me?

Jen:Nuffin...

Pat:THEN!?

Jen:WERE JUST RAZY ABOUT YOU SO WE DECIDED IT WOULD BE COOL TO HAVE YOU AT OUR HOUSE!

Pat;CRAZY WOMEN! you need help...look...i can hook you up with Kelly and you*looks @ erika*With carnell...but you gotta let me go...and plus this damn rope is so fuckin tight...help a brotha out? untie me!

Jen:No can do sorry....But--

TO BE CONTINUED!