Why is this Patrick's song? Because he is so damn sexy and plus you......

Can't Touch This

*This is *This is Patrick singing...lol...Just Imagine Patrick Singing this song in Tidey Wideys on his bed with a Barney shirt jumping up and down...HAHA!!! Hillarious...Imagine Patrick singing...lol...Just Imagine Patrick Singing this song in Tidey Wideys on his bed with a Barney shirt jumping up and down...HAHA!!! Hillarious...Imagine dat and then get back at me at  telling me what other songs should go with the other guys of B5 send me the lyrics and please put the subject as "B5's song".thanks*

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

My-my-my-my (You can't touch this) music hits me so hard
Makes me say, "oh my lord, thank you for blessing me
With a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet"
It feels good
When you know you're down
A superdope homeboy from the Oaktown
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat-uh!
You can't touch this

I told you homeboy
You can't touch this
Yea, that's how we livin' and you know
You can't touch this
Look in my eyes, man
You can't touch this
Yo, let me bust the funky lyrics
You can't touch this

Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rolling
Hold on
Pump a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that
Like that
Cold on a mission so fall on back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat
They can't touch

Yo! I told you
You can't touch this
Why you standing there, man?
You can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat
That's what I'm giving 'em
Now they now

You talk about the Hammer, you're talking about a show
That's hyped and tight
Singers are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn
What it is going to take in the '90s
To burn the charts
Legit either work hard or you might as well quit

That's the word, because you know
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

Break it down

Stop...Hammer Time

Go with the flow
It is said
That if you can't groove to this
Then you probably are dead
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves, run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this an' you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute, let's all do the bump
bump, bump, bump

Yea, You can't touch this
Look man, you can't touch this
You better get hyped
Boy 'cause you know you can't
You can't touch this

Ring the bell, school's back in

Break it down

Stop...Hammer time

Break it down

Every time you see me
The Hammer's just so hyped
I'm dope on the floor
And I'm magic on the mike
Now why would I ever
Stop doing this?
When others making records
That just don't hit
I've toured around the world
From London to the Bay
It's Hammer, go Hammer, M.C.Hammer, Yo Hammer
And the rest can go and play
Can't touch this

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
Yeah, you can't touch this
I told you, you can't touch this
Too hype, can't touch this
Yo, we outta here, can't touch this