NoT oBsEsSeD?

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Several sites have signals to show if you are obsessed with B5, but how do u know if your NOT obsessed?

The Non-Obsessed B5 Fan:

- Is not on the computer all day looking at B5 sites/pictures.

- Doesn't yell @ people for dissing the guys, she is usually the person swearing the teenies out for acting like idiots.

- Doesn't own every piece of B5 merchandise.

- Has attended 2 or less B5 concerts.

- Won't travel halfway across the world to see them.

- Does not have a room that's covered with B5 pics.

- Thinks it's retarded to scream, "Marry Me!" or "I love you!!" or "Do Me!" to them.

- Won't go crying when she finds out one of the guys has a girlfriend

- Hears someone call B5 gay, and just points to Carnell and says "Well...DUH!!!"

- Is tired of the first B5 CD because they sound too girlish and babyish. 

- Annoys teenies for fun, since it's hilarious watching them get freaked out over everything!

 - Laughs her head off when people make fun of B5.

- Knows that 'Dustin is feminine' is a matter of fact...not opinion, in their mind.

- As well as #13, knows that "Kellyis a frog" is also a known fact.

- Wouldn't marry any B5 member if they asked her.

- Doesn't talk about them every minute of the day.

- Doesn't think they're going to marry her.

- Can laugh at humor sites, and not get offended or pissed off and go talk trash about site makers.

- Doesn't treat the guys like they're God. She'll treat them like NORMAL people.

- Won't scream or jump up and down when she meets B5, she acts normal like ya would with any other person.

- Doesn't know EVERY single fact about them.

- Doesn't dream about them.

- Can admit that bryan has little eyes, Dustin is feminine, Patricks nose is too big, Bryan isn't always "Mr.Wonderful", and Carnell sings with strange expressions on his face.

- Would rather be with her boyfriend than B5.

- Won't kill herself when the guys get girlfriends.

- Won't try to kill their girlfriends.

-Can make fun of Bryan with that whole male PMS and Midol issue and not be ashamed of herself.

- Hasn't met them, and honestly, doesn't care.

- Doesn't pretend to know them.

- Doesn't freak out when you see them on the TV. 

- Likes other types of music besides B5..

- Doesn't even know all their songs. 

- Would never be like "Omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omgomgomgomg AHHHHHHHH!! omgomgomgomg omg omg omg omg omg!!" when a B5 member comes out with a new cd or movie.

- Can easily admit that Dustin looks like a frog, KElly: a monkey, Patrick: a horse, Bryan: an ostrich, and Carnell a girl...without feeling bad.