SHOPPING WITH B5
THANKS GO TO RENEE FOR THIS SHE MADE IT ALL UP!!!! =D
Carnell: (In a nerdy voice) Ima be at the book store, so if any of ya'll need
me find me in the bacteria section
Dustin: WHERES THE HAIR GEL?!
Patrick: Ima go to the shoe store...Oh how I love
the New SHOE SMELL! *Runs off like a maniac*
Kelly: Im going to the food court to check out
the latest cheese burger...
Bryan: Arnt all cheese burgers the same?
Kelly: NO DUMB ASS! It's the quality of the meat...and
the texture and the CHEESE FLAVOR
*The Group all stare at Kelly, Silently Bryan walks
off and comes back with a news paper...He starts smacking Kelly in the head.
Bryan: WHY....ARE....YOU ....SUCH....A....DUMB
ASS?!
*They leave Kelly laying there in the middle of
floor and all walk off to the stores,
Bryan: *Yelling like on crack* WE"LL MEET BACK
HERE!
~At the Bookstore~
Carnell: COOLLL!! I never knew we all have bacteria
growing inside of us!
*Everyone in the book store stare at him...*
Carnell: WHAT?
EVERYONE: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
*Carnell runs to the corner crying*
~With Dustin~
Dustin: Finally made it to the hair salon, now
where's the HAIR GEL!?
* He see's a cabinet with chains and locks on it.
He runs up to it,
Dustin: OPEN UP DAMMIT!
* He starts biting on the chains, pretty soon the
cabinet bursts open and red goopy liquid comes out.
Dustin: HAIR GEL!
* He rubs it all over himself and rolls and shit
for a good 5 Mins
Lady: Um excuse me, I just wanted to let you know,
that SHIT! We collect shit from the toilets and put it in this cabinet, it preserves crap.
*Dustin stands up, looks Like a straight up DUMB
ASS, and runs out screaming
Dustin: IT"S ALL LIES, THAT LADY IS LYING!
~Shoe store~
*Patrick runs up to some Air Force Ones, and takes
a deep wiff of them..Lady taps him
Lady: um excuse me, may I have my shoes back, my
bunions and corns are killing me! I need some spray for this nasty feet smell, Would you like to help?
*Patrick runs out screaming!
Patrick: NO IT CAN"T BE TRUE! NOOO! I've been let
down by the new shoe smell!
~With Bryan~
Bryan: HMMMMM...Which clothes will make me look
more Gangsta' and tall, DARN I WONDER.
* he stares at some High-waters and suspenders,
they look like Eurkel Pants.
Bryan: COOL I LOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE these pants,
I'll be a G in no time, and everyone will love me and stop thinking im a girl!
* they all meet back up at there spot, Kelly is
still laying there lifeless, and that mufugly African is standing in the background smilin!
Carnell, Patrick, Dustin: *crying* WHYYYYYYY!
Bryan : *in fake deep voice* He ya'll like my new
style? It is so HOOTT!!! Ima get all the girls...and ima be the sexiest, OH YEAH!
*they all stare at him*
Carnell, Patrick, Dustin: WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU...DUMBASS
MUTHAFUCKA! MAN FUCK YOU!
*they beat him down, and leave, Carnell spits on
him...
Carnell: I may have a different daddy, but where
da hell did you get them damn freckles? EWWWW!!
