*^*^How to talk to Kelly*^*^

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Here is OUR plan 2 be able to talk to the FINE ass Pimp Kelly:

-First you find his number.....anywhere....Yellow pages,white pages,411,and if none of that works......Kidnap Bryan and ask him for it :)

-Then after that PRANK call him

Here is what you say

---*In a Stupid voice*Hallo.....eh...es tis da Burger king?

Kelly:Uh???

---Yus....uh....eh...Me like to order a ...a...big size elephant and a side oder of zebra...peas

Kelly:Whaa?who is dis?

---Eh....dis is Freddy te clown...wanna hear a joke???

Kelly:Who The F*** Is freddy the clown?

---Oh...no cussin young mon.....Freddy the clown....Is from Canada.....you know where tad is?

Kelly:Listen....if dis is some kind of joke---

---Oh...no dis is no joke.....Oink...oink.....eh in how long will i hava mi food?

Kelly:IM NOT NO FUCK/N Burer King...LADY!

---Eh...me no lady!

Kelly:GIRL!

---Nopi

Kelly:HE/SHE!!!

---Freddy the clown is NO he/She!!!!

Kelly:Im calling the police!

---OTAY! Well...eh have fon in jail young man...and rimember dont get into truble!Adios!

kelly*Hangs up*Ugh...MOMMY!!! Some fans...are prank calling me*Start crying*

*Then after that Call again and again and again asking for Freddy the clown*

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                                              LOL!!!!!!!

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